January 2010
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Shave my ballsax
until my face turns blue.
(in professor voice) good news everyone!
gave blood today. my arm still feels like it’s gonna fall off and i’m afraid to take off the band aid.
and i was so woozy. not gonna lie, i definitely felt high during my driving lesson and it didn’t really help me out.
i just realized, i haven't checked neopets in a...
tommy frigo is probably dead.
User: Yvonne?! That's a french-ass name!
Cleverbot: So is yours!
User: So are your pubes.
Cleverbot: Yes I know they are.
User: By the way, I'm having sex. As we speak.
Cleverbot: You're waving at me from inside of me?
User: Exactly.
Joe Biden has a really nice smile. Just something...
lilromeo:
grace-face:
lilromeo:
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lilromeo:
(via grace-face)
grace is ridin’
on joe biden.
I AM NOT! just making an observation… sigh! if only i were sixty.
be careful what you wish for… you might wake up in a certain someone’s bed.
who, herbert the pervert? yes, please.
thats no way to talk about our vice president. raiden would be disappointed.
yeah, well,...
Joe Biden has a really nice smile. Just something...
lilromeo:
grace-face:
lilromeo:
(via grace-face)
grace is ridin’
on joe biden.
I AM NOT! just making an observation… sigh! if only i were sixty.
be careful what you wish for… you might wake up in a certain someone’s bed.
who, herbert the pervert? yes, please.
Joe Biden has a really nice smile. Just something...
lilromeo:
(via grace-face)
grace is ridin’
on joe biden.
I AM NOT! just making an observation… sigh! if only i were sixty.
Joe Biden has a really nice smile. Just something...
This one goes out to all my homies.
Rob wants some.
fuckyeahrk:
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muahahaha this is perfect.
WatchMichael Swaim is like the god of funny internet columnists. Yes, I made up that title just for him.
“This man is now your father.” Wait until the very end!
onthewing:
I find it so funny that my 365 today got 595 notes when I seriously put no effort into it.
0_0 sweet jesus, i’ve never seen so many notes, ever.
oh i should probably take this opportunity to wish you a happy (late) birthday, even though you don’t know me. i’d feel rude if i didn’t.
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lilromeo:
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Katy and Kara probably were fighting like 4368347658375 times worse than what they showed on tv. That makes me sooo happy. I HATE CHU KARA. DIE.
and omg when Kara started singing “I Kissed a Girl” and Katy was like “Okay, stop. Before I throw this coke in your face.” OMG I nearly died of satisfaction. KATY YOU ARE THE BEST.
i. KNOW. right?! katy’s such a character....
REBLOG IF you hate that little triangle that the...
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UGH I KNOW! I always thought of it as a little sailboat or something.
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Katy and Kara probably were fighting like 4368347658375 times worse than what they showed on tv. That makes me sooo happy. I HATE CHU KARA. DIE.
and omg when Kara started singing “I Kissed a Girl” and Katy was like “Okay, stop. Before I throw this coke in your face.” OMG I nearly died of satisfaction. KATY YOU ARE THE BEST.
ew ew ew
My mom burnt the brussels sprouts and they tasted like marijuana… I’m gonna go throw up. Whenever she says the food she made is “carmelized”, that means she burnt the crap out of it.
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these guhls foll like domeenoohhhhs
Is it weird that I think George Michael and Maeby...
I mean I’ve only just gotten to Season 3.. but yeah. I don’t care if they’re cousins.
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holy balls!
“EXCLUSIVE. Howard Shore is on board to compose the original score for the third film in the Twilight series, The Twilight Saga: Eclipse. Temple Hill Entertainment today confirmed to MovieScore Magazine that the Lord of the Rings composer is going to write the music for the film, following in the footsteps of Carter Burwell (who scored the first film in 2008) and Alexandre Desplat (who wrote...
terminallychill:
The Velvet Underground &...
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